Death

Jean de la Bruyère

The dying man that speaks of his will may rest assured that he'll be listened to as if he were an oracle.

Bertrand Russell

Most people would die sooner than think; in fact, they do.

Charles de Gaulle

Things aren't going badly. But you can be sure that, one day, I will welcome death.

Woody Allen

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

Woody Allen

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear

Woody Allen

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.

Jean Anouilh

The bachelor lives like a king and dies like a dog, while the married man lives like a dog and dies like a king

Woody Allen

Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Woody Allen

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

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