Sex

Woody Allen

There are only two truly important things in life. Sex is one and I don't remember the other one...

Woody Allen

Don’t knock masturbation — it’s sex with someone I love.

Woody Allen

Sex is only dirty if it’s done right.

Woody Allen

Love is the answer… but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.

Woody Allen

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

Woody Allen

I want to tell you an incredible story about oral contraception. I asked a girl to sleep with me and she said 'no'

Woody Allen

I'm against extramarital affairs. I believe that people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics

Philippe Bouvard

In the matter of physical love, clothes get in the way more than principals.

Woody Allen

My brain is my second favorite organ

Woody Allen

Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best

Woody Allen

The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty.

Woody Allen

Sex between two people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it's fantastic...

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