Aldo Cammarota

Kids light up a home. How could they not light it, since they leave lights on all over the place.

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Oscar Wilde

To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness

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Guy Bedos

One must pay their dues. Otherwise, it's the kids that will!

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Marcel Achard

Certain people believe that genius is hereditary. Others don't have children!

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Marcel Achard

To find a good pun, I would kill father and mother... Luckily, I'm an orphan.

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Woody Allen

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

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