Mark Twain

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid.

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Ogden Nash

I think I shall never see, a billboard as lovely as a tree. Indeed, unless the billboard falls, I shall never see a tree at all.

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Marshall McLuhan

The modern Red Riding Hood reared on singing commercials has no objection to being eaten by the wolf

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