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Gustave Le Bon

If atheism spreads, it'll become just as intolerable a religion as the ancients.

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Philippe Bouvard

The fact that dogs aren't allowed in heaven tends to prove that loyalty isn't considered a cardinal virtue.

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Rufus Russell

Your god created everything and has plans for you. If you don't believe that, you'll need either a career or a hobby.

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Elbert Hubbard

The church saves sinners, but science seeks to stop their manufacture.

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Eddie Izzard

There’s a huge hole in the whole Flood drama, because anything that could float or swim got away scot-free, and it was the idea to wipe out everything, He didn’t say, "I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole".

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Guy Bedos

Oh Lord, our God. Deliver us from all of the religions!

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Woody Allen

Where did we come from? Where are we going? Is there possibility of a group discount?

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Philippe Bouvard

The fact that we confess our sins more on the radio and less in the church seems to indicate that advertising is more attractive than forgiveness.

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Jean Anouilh

With God, what is terrible is that one never knows whether it's not just a trick of the devil.

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Jean Anouilh

Beauty is one of the rare things which does not lead to doubt of God.

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Oscar Wilde

God? We can ask man to believe the impossible, but never the improbable

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Philip K. Dick

Reality is which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away

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Friedrich Nietzsche

Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?

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Friedrich Nietzsche

In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point.

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Friedrich Nietzsche

Every church is a stone on the grave of a god-man: it does not want him to rise up again under any circumstances.

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Friedrich Nietzsche

A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation.

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Friedrich Nietzsche

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.

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Plato

All men are by nature equal, made all of the same earth by one Workman; and however we deceive ourselves, as dear unto God is the poor peasant as the mighty prince.

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Woody Allen

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

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Woody Allen

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

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Woody Allen

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

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Woody Allen

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

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