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Philippe Bouvard The fact that dogs aren't allowed in heaven tends to prove that loyalty isn't considered a cardinal virtue. Rufus Russell Your god created everything and has plans for you. If you don't believe that, you'll need either a career or a hobby. Eddie Izzard There’s a huge hole in the whole Flood drama, because anything that could float or swim got away scot-free, and it was the idea to wipe out everything, He didn’t say, "I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole". Philippe Bouvard The fact that we confess our sins more on the radio and less in the church seems to indicate that advertising is more attractive than forgiveness. Jean Anouilh With God, what is terrible is that one never knows whether it's not just a trick of the devil. Friedrich Nietzsche In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point. Friedrich Nietzsche Every church is a stone on the grave of a god-man: it does not want him to rise up again under any circumstances. Friedrich Nietzsche A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation. Friedrich Nietzsche A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. Plato All men are by nature equal, made all of the same earth by one Workman; and however we deceive ourselves, as dear unto God is the poor peasant as the mighty prince. Woody Allen How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? Woody Allen
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. |