Mark Twain

You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.

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Philippe Bouvard

Men are like wine. If they get better with age, it's because they are of great quality.

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Groucho Marx

I drink to make other people more interesting.

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José María Aznar

It's like those signs on the motorway that read 'We can't drive FOR you!' And who asked you to drive for me? As long as I'm not putting others' lives at risk or hurting anyone, let me drink in peace!

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Frank Sinatra

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

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W.C. Fields

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

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William Shakespeare

O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains! that we should, with joy, pleasance, revel, and applause, transform ourselves into beasts!

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Robert Louis Stevenson

Wine is bottled poetry

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Ernest Hemingway

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut

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T.S.Elliot

I measured out my life with coffee spoons.

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Oscar Wilde

To recognize the quality of a wine, it is not necessary to drink the whole bottle.

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Winston Churchill

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

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Winston Churchill

Nancy Astor: 'Sir, if you were my husband, I would put poison in your tea.'
Churchill: 'If I were your husband I would drink it.'

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